Once I sat down to ponder
On life’s meaning and all its wonder

I sat down and thought and sure enough
I couldn’t think of anything butt fluff

So I told myself , "harder use all your might"
Moments later came a brilliant flash of light

My heart raced wildly, like a runaway horse
When a voice thundered with power and force

And spoke these words that I swear I heard
"I almost ran over you in the dark, you nerd,
Get out of the freaking road!"